I am not well.. Still (and I need lots and lots of sympathy OK..)

I've had this flu for 18 days now and I am very much tired of it. It tricks you it makes you think you are feeling better so you run off and catch up on everything that is falling down around your feet and then bam.. It wakes you in the middle of the night and says.. HA HA I'M STILL HERE!! And you spend the next 1/2 hour sitting on the toilet vomiting on the floor, this is after you have vomited on the carpet and the doona, maybe I shouldn't have sat on the toilet but I thought I was going to fall over.

Michael cleaned it all up, all I could think was damn that diet coke taste shitty coming up. And also I am not one of those polite silent chuckers, I am a retching straining type so when is all said and done every capillary in my face, neck and chest are broken leaving me looking like a swollen pin cushion...See for yourself